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I could never make it through college. I guess I just chose what I wanted to be…tired, dirty, and happy with my life.
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Bro thought of the day- “my calf muscles look HUGE!!”
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sums up what I’ve done all day
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One day I will travel the world and NOT post pictures of it on facebook.
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you should know about the screaming goat before watching this. If you do, this is the best thing ever. If you don’t still hilarious.
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hilariously awkward.
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exactly. You should be able to read a mind that constantly overcomplicates situations and regards emotion over reason. You know what? While your at it tap into your natural psychic abilities and buy her a 19 carat engagement ring because if it’s not from tiffany’s she will say NO. After all, saying exactly what is on your mind is not as fun as playing a guessing game and having a fight about it that will last 4 months. weeeee!
Remember “Trevor Always Wins?” I do. I killed him years ago because I decided it was better to live a life of no longer hating women. However, every once in awhile he comes back to life and hoo boy is it a blast.-also - sorry Mike.
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Cuz I’ll fuck your mom.
–Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #94
(via workaholics)
